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Under The Persimmon Tree
Probably never going to bring sexy back.
Awkward Turtles are awesome.
~Caught in between who I am and who I want to be~

*Point to be noted, me lord: circle thingies and exlpore are the links :)*
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Anonymous whispered:
Just discovered that you're black. Gross. Unfollowed.

young-wild-but-saudi:

eyadbassamb:

Ahh really ?!

💎

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

adrians:

just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes

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grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

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this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

squirticuno:

4gifs:

Dog caught staring

Literally me when my crush looks at me

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

nadiacreek:

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

Anonymous whispered:
345

bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

That’s how many days there are in a year

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever